lysa-bell:

bunny-banana:

the-prankster:

glee4ever:

melodies-of-shibuya:

I love german - seriously

“Jemanden festnehmen” means to arrest someone

 While “Jemanden fest nehmen”  means to fuck someone hard.

zusammenkommen - meet

zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together

and don’t forget the classic:

gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds

gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed

I’ll never regret that German’s my native language

The Language of the poets